Eight Stars

3-4-08

Once upon a time, there was a boy named N-Word. He is only 14-years-old. He has three sisters, four brothers, 1 great grandfather, twelve grandparents, four cousins, two moms and they all live in one house. They all love each other and they would share all of their ideas and pretty much everything they know to everyone, but they would try to keep old great grandfather alone, since he's close to 70's. He is deaf, blind, and helpless. The grandparents are between 50's-60's. The oldest is Mark Jones and his wife's name is Petunia. We have also the other grandparents that doesn't need to be concerned of. N-Word's sisters names' are: Lily, Billi, and Winni, and they are triplets. His brothers names' are: Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo. They are named after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because the male mom was drunk and filled out the birth certificate naming her favorite show. The boys are quadruplets. Then we have the moms. They are lesbians and both of them took turns giving birth to their children, all except for N-Word. N-Word was adopted to this crazy house of a big family, but the house wasn't that small, it was perfect for a people of 23. The house has a front and back yard, 10 bedrooms, an attic, basement, two full kitchens, 4 bathrooms, and plenty more rooms to name. This is a big house, filled with hidden doors, a room that doesn't need to be concerned and has a sign that says,"DO NOT ENTER." There is even a sauna in the backyard, a pool, full basketball court that is combined with soccer, football, and more sports, green house, water slide, and plenty more things that sounds exciting to visit this house. The moms own this place, because they have their own business and makes thousands everyday selling electronics in their own little store. N-Word wasn't used to this kind of treatment, since his parents weren't only moms. He was thinking why the other mom is trying to look like a male person. While the other mom is being the female. N-Word was raised in the village like in Alaska, and now he is living in the city life in the lower forty-eights. This is one freakin' long story ah?